Remember,we are born on this earth to help others,(hmmmm.........then what  will others do?)

What are the 3 things all government programmes have in common?
 Ans:  A beginning,A muddle,NO end

In the  game of hockey,why do Indians always fail to convert corner into goals?
Ans:Because, whenever they find a vacant corner they either set up a tea corner or a small pan bidi shop.

Son : Does God use our bathroom?
Mom : No dear ! who said so ?
Son : Every day while knocking at the bathroom door,dad shouts,"Oh God,you....are still there?"

Traveller:Are you aware of any great man born here?
 Villager: No,in our village only kids are born.