TEACHER:"Raju,have u brought the world map"
   RAJU       :"Sir i am yet to purchse it....."
   TEACHER:"Why did not u purchase 1 so far"
    RAJU       :"Sir didn't u say that the world is changing rapidly.Hence i am    waiting 4 the world 2 change totally."

  "Can u tell where hapiness is alwats seen"
    "IN the dictionary, of course! "
  
A 10 year old was repeatedly praying in the temple
"Oh God ! Make Nagpur the capital of India for a day plss"
Astonished the priest quizzed, "Son why do you want Nagpur 2 be the capital of India and tht too 4 a day."
"in the geography test yesterday,I wrote Nagpur the capital of India"

Teacher: What do u undersatnd by climax?
Student : My father married my mother on the same day same time same place!