Diary of PROMIT BANERJEEhttp://promit.rediffiland.com/Diary of PROMIT BANERJEEen-usATTITUDE.....FIND IT IN UIF
A=1
B=2
C=3
D=4
E=5
F=6
G=7
H=8
I=9
J=10
K=11
L=12
M=13
N=14
O=15
P=16
Q=17
R=18
S=19
T=20
U=21
V=22
W=23
X=24
Y=25
Z=26

Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54%


L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47%


(None of them makes 100%)

Is it Money? ..... No!!!!!

Leadership? ...... NO!!!!


Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..


A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

]]>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:34:38 +0530http://PROMIT.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/03/07/ATTITUDE-FIND-IT-IN-U-1.htmlPLEASURE OF FRIENDSHIP~~For a lovely friend~~

As innocent as a flower
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As sweet as cherry pie

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As beautiful as a sunset
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As bright as a firefly
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As clever as a musician
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As romantic as a red rose
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As genuine as a teardrop
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As funny as a clown's nose
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As honest as a young child
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As fun as a merry-go-round
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As rare as a four leaf clover
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As down-to-earth as the ground
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As friendly as a butterfly
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As precious as passing youth

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As gorgeous as miss world is

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As valuable as pure truth



Special"
is a word
that is used to describe
something one-of-a-kind
like a hug
or a sunset
or a person who spreads love
with a smile or kind gesture.


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　　　　　　"Special"
describes people
who act from the heart
and keep in mind the hearts of others

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　　　　　　　　"Special"
applies to something,
that is admired and precious
which can never be replaced.

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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　"Special"
is the word
that best describes
YOU!


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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　`·.¸.·´ ...
"YOU ARE MY SPECIAL FRIEND



`•.¸.•´ ** JUST FOR U**`•.¸.•´*
♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣ ♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣
•´`•.¸.»How to grow friendship?
•´`•.¸.»Pick a good heart,
•´`•.¸.»Plant in a pot of trust,
•´`•.¸.»Water with good thoughts,
•´`•.¸.»Add some emotions and faith
•´`•.¸.»Remove the misunderstand and nourish
♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣ ♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣
•´`•.¸.»Sun glows for a day,
•´`•.¸.»Candle for an hour,
•´`•.¸.»Match stick for a minute,
•´`•.¸.»But a good beginning of a day remains
•´`•.¸.»In heart forever.
•´`•.¸.»So start your day with smile.
♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣ ♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣
•´`•.¸.»Good Song Few minute happy
•´`•.¸.»Good film Few hours happy
•´`•.¸.»Good college Few years happy
•´`•.¸.»Good friend like you Life long Happy
♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣ ♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣
from me ur friend!



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•→ Friendship is a Priceless Gift
•→ It cannot be bought or sold
•→ But its value is far greater
•→ Than a mountain made of Gold
•→ So when you ask God for a gift
•→ Be thankful if He sends
•→ Not diamonds, pearls or rich



♣•••••• Friendship is precious!

♣ not only in the shade,
♣ but in the sunshine of life;
♣ and thanks to a benevolent
♣ arrangement of things,
♣ the greater part of life is sunshine.
♣ Of all the blossoms in life's garden,
♣ friendship is the most fragrant
♣ A friend is a gift where
♣ worth cannot be measured
♣ except by the heart
♣ Be full of sympathy toward each other,
♣ loving one another with tender hearts
♣ and humble minds
♣ Friendship is sharing openly,
♣ laughing often,
♣ trusting always,
♣ caring deeply
♣ We can pour our heart out to a friend
♣ knowing that gentle hands will take and sift it,
♣ keep what is worth keeping,
♣ and with a breath of kindness,
♣blow the rest away
♣ Thank YOU for being my friend ••••••♣


]]>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:28:53 +0530http://PROMIT.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/03/07/PLEASURE-OF-FRIENDSHIP.htmlME BACK WID MAH JOKESHI,,FRNDS ME BACK AFTR A LONG LONG TIM WID MY FRESH COLLECTION OF JOKES,,WISH U 'LL HV FUN


"Mummy,how was I born?"asked s ten year old girl


"Dear, a fairy delivered you,"replied the smart mother


"How about you?"


"I came from God's home"


"From God's home?''


"And Dad?"


"Grandpa bought him"


"Isn't it surprising?'' asked the girl and further added,"No one is born NATURALLY in our house !!!!"""



""Mummy, is our new maidservant's name Darling??""


"No, why?"


"While you were out shopping,I overheard dad calling her by tht name"""""



Wife : Oh! Look at that lovely-dovely couple kissing.Why don't you too........?"


Husband : But, But,,,I don't even know her !!!



Vijay ; I never drink tea in the office


Rajesh : Why dost??


Vijay ; I can't sleep there after....;)



""Brother, see the quirk of fate"


"Why?"


"Once I used to hunt tigers,lions,panthers"


"And now??""


" I sell mosquito repellent"



A boy...Adressing to his lady love


"---You are very very cute


---You are chooooo sweet


---You are so intelligent,,my jaan


---You are very very Sexy......(in my Dreams)


AND I??


LIAR no.1



Teacher:"Which animal does not fear a tiger?


student : "tigress"" ;)))



]]>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:24:43 +0530http://PROMIT.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/03/07/ME-BACK-WID-MAH-JOKES.htmlAPUN KA JOKES"How many children do you hve"
"we hve none and we r not going to have any"
"Why?"
"Since genarations infertility runs in our family"

"Who goes on untneruupted the audience being disinterested?"
"TeACHEr"

"For years,I was unable to find where my husband spends his evenings"
"Then how did u come 2 know?"
"I reached home early yesterday and found him there!"

Wife:Oh!Look at the lovely couple kissing,Why dont u too?
Husband:But I dont know her!

When a hollywood actress was asked by passport clerk,"Occupation?"
"Movie opera............."
"Married Or Not"
"Sometimes.................."

Nitin:I never drink tea in the office
Tom:Why?
Nitin:I cn;t sleep thereafter !!

Teacher to Jay:When was Akbar born?
Jay:I dont know.....
Teacher:Look up in the book and tell me.
Jay:It says Akbar(1542-1605)
Teacher:Why didn't u see it.
Jay:I thought it was his cell number!

Teacher:Why r u so late.
Chotu:Well,it was written';School ahead,go slow"
]]>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 14:57:25 +0530http://PROMIT.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/04/02/APUN-KA.htmlJUST JOKINNNNNNNNNNG!A lady met with a road accident where she lost her finger.She filed a case against the car owner.
Judge asked," Why do you ask for such a heavy compensation on losing your finger?"
"Your honour,I used to make my husband dance on it ! Now tell me,is this not a very important loss!"

"All air-hostress are useless,"tells Sourav to Sachin.
"ailla,was there any failed romantic liasion?"asked Sachin.
"aare baba,what romance are u talking at the time of plane take off?"After showing my seat, she ties the seat -belt securely and asks"is there any thing i can do for u SIR"

Learn little bit of Palmistry.You will benefit doubly!one,while travelling on a train it will
fetch u a seat and secondly.will help you to hold hands of beautiful ladizze,thus ensuring a comfortable journey.

Which is the most dificult question in the world?
"Are u asleep"-u will never get an answer!

Teacher:Which is the most commonly heard phrase in the class?
Student : I don't know sir.
Teacher: Perfect.

"Dear,if I die of this disease, what will happen to you"
"I will almost turn mad"
"No,dear will u marry again?"
"Didn't u hear me? I said 'almost' not 'totally',so"

"Sorry,to hear about your father's sad demise.Was he able to speak till his last breath"
"No dear,My mother was at his bedside"

Raj:"Today I bought a new hearing aid"
Jit :"Can you hear properly now?"
Raj:"I paid Rs.1239 for it."




]]>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 13:41:37 +0530http://PROMIT.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/03/16/JUST.htmlSARATCHANDRA.............A WRITER?SARATCHANDRA..................A WRITER?

You may have been surprised by this question,but I think the great Mr.Saratchandra was more of a Reporter than a writer.

You may have read most of his works like Mahesh,Pallisamaj,Devdas.What do you find in those stories a mere description of a true incident of a village.

He is presenting it just by a giving a little masala on them--which is the work of a reporter.The incidents happening in Mahesh,Pallisamaj are just daily incidents in villages.

So combining the above points I prefer to call Saratchandra a great 19th century reporter who published his reportins in his own books.

I would like to inform you that it is absolutely my personal opinion,and I want to know hat you think about it.


]]>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:55:25 +0530http://PROMIT.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/03/16/SARATCHANDRA-A.htmlSAU DARDIT IS NOT MY STORY,I'M JST PREDICTING THE SITUATION IN THE VOICE OF ANOTHER
I am a student and my life is going to hell studying.In the world around us we see mainly two types of students.One type alwaya study & the other type always have fun.But i belong mainly to the 2nd type.But being born in a village called Chakmir,me loves the nature too.

bUT the question is how long it may go?the world is changing rapidly.Sabko kuch kama ne ka hain.sabko sirf paisa chaiye.I am not good at studies but my family background is superb in respect to knowledge.My parents is pressing me to study hare,really hard.But is the life meant only for studying.They give me the example of the next door boy Raja who studies all day.You know,once I asked him if he would go to watch KANK with us,he said "no".We told himShahrukh was acting in that film.He asked"who is shahrukh,by the way?'".But aaj nehi to kal,he will get a great Job with excellent salary.He will get those 9-5 works and at the end of the month his boss will throw a 50thousand bundle on his face.But apun ko malum hai ki apun ek true human being hai bole toh ek sachha insan,but what price will I get,maximum a 2000bugs clerk's job.

So the situation is very clear..........................GOOD BYE


]]>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 14:41:03 +0530http://PROMIT.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/03/15/SAU.htmlPREPARE FOR THE RIDE

TEACHER:"Raju,have u brought the world map"
RAJU :"Sir i am yet to purchse it....."
TEACHER:"Why did not u purchase 1 so far"
RAJU :"Sir didn't u say that the world is changing rapidly.Hence i am waiting 4 the world 2 change totally."

"Can u tell where hapiness is alwats seen"
"IN the dictionary, of course! "

A 10 year old was repeatedly praying in the temple
"Oh God ! Make Nagpur the capital of India for a day plss"
Astonished the priest quizzed, "Son why do you want Nagpur 2 be the capital of India and tht too 4 a day."
"in the geography test yesterday,I wrote Nagpur the capital of India"

Teacher: What do u undersatnd by climax?
Student : My father married my mother on the same day same time same place!


]]>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:27:05 +0530http://PROMIT.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/03/15/PREPARE-FOR-THE.htmlSOCH KE DEKHORemember,we are born on this earth to help others,(hmmmm.........then what will others do?)

What are the 3 things all government programmes have in common?
Ans: A beginning,A muddle,NO end

In the game of hockey,why do Indians always fail to convert corner into goals?
Ans:Because, whenever they find a vacant corner they either set up a tea corner or a small pan bidi shop.

Son : Does God use our bathroom?
Mom : No dear ! who said so ?
Son : Every day while knocking at the bathroom door,dad shouts,"Oh God,you....are still there?"

Traveller:Are you aware of any great man born here?
Villager: No,in our village only kids are born.
]]>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 21:12:04 +0530http://PROMIT.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/03/12/SOCH-KE.htmlJOKESOnce the famous dramatist George Bernard Shaw's play was being staged.He invited Sir Winston Churchill to watch the play.As a matter of courtesy, he sent a note saying,"One ticket for you and the second one for your friend,if you have one indeed!"
Churchill sent him a rejoinder stating,"Due to pressing engagements,I will not be able to attend the show.Hence, please excuse.If you send tickets for the second show of your play then i will surely come,if it ever runs for the second time!"

Name a thing which we use more and it saharpens more?
ToUnGe

Name a animal which does not fear a tiger.
TiGReSs


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